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There Are Two Type Of Subjects:

There are two type of subjects:
Hard subjects which cannot be studied;
And easy ones that doesn't need to be studied!

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Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Wife: "You know Honey, Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.." . . Husband: "Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho, Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata To Tum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D
How was the word WIFE invented?They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
Judge-tumhara jurm saabit ho chuka hai kal tumko phasi parlatkaya jayegaSanta-Sir, lekin utara kaab jayega..Dukan bhi to kholni hai
chinku: Yaar Dr. ne mujhe se kaha hai ki mujhe AIDS hai. yeh AIDS kya hota hai? pinku : A?Ab I? Is D? Duniya se S? Sat shriya kaal
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.
There are two types of broken people:1. Who cry alone in darkness.2. Who cry on Facebook with 100 others!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
The best part about summer is you can cancel all plans just by saying,"Bahut Garmi Hai, Yaar!"
Sunder Kamsin saali ko dekhkar Jija ko gussa jarur aata hai jab aap ke yaha Rasgulla tha to mughe Dahivada kyo pakda diya
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the bestGirl: All the best to you tooBut girl scored 80 marks & boy failedMoral: Only boys wish with true heart.
R u Ashish's friend? I m msg 4m his cell. if u meet him plz tel him 2 come & take his cell. he left it in my car on our last date.... From....Aishwarya rai...
What is difference between Problem and Talent?2 boys love 1 girl = Problem1 boy love 2 girls = Talent!
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
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Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Baloon se maar do:
Dukaanadaar: kaisa suitt dikhaoon?Mahila: padosan tadap-tadap kar dam tod de aisa.
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