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In An African Safari,A LION Suddenly Bounced On Santa's Wife.

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

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Sardar Chars Peety huwe Apni Bivi se : Tum Kon ho??Bivi : Pagal ho gaye ho Sardar Ji, Apni Bivi ko bhool gaye??Sardar : Oye, Nasha Her Gham Bhula Deta hai Baji....:-)
If Someone Ask Me Who is Your Best Friend?I Will Simply Say??SomeoneWho?ll Never Avoid MeJust Because of Someone Else?.. !
1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn.. Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha, Jldi se bola.. Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne.. 2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne.. Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!
Q : What did blonde's mom say to her before her date? A : If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can't sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn't knew u had a prescription.
Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila..Us Ny Hukum Diya: Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do....Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola: Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)
Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
Agar Logon Ki Yaadon Me Hamesha Zinda Rehna Chahty Hen To , Un Se , Paise Udhaar Le Len.. Qasam Se Wo Zindagi Bhar Aapko Yaad Rakhen Gy.. :-D
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao K Log Kahen..: . . Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-D Dusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)
Sorry for disturbing you at this time...if you are free now...if you in good mood now....if you have no work...then please delete this message.
Boy to GOD: Tumne Girls ko itnaKhubsurat Q banaya..? GOD: Taki tumUsse Pyar kr sako..Boy: To Phir Tumne Usey Akal kam Q di..??GOD: Taki Wo Tumse Pyar kr sakay.. ;-)

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