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There Are Two Types Of Broken People:

There are two types of broken people:
1. Who cry alone in darkness.
2. Who cry on Facebook with 100 others!

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Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.Friend 2: Kaise?Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me? Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha, 1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha, 1 Hospital ko 6 Rupay Diye Thy.. Farishton ne Kaha: Ye Le Apne 7 Rupay, Lota Pakarr Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!
Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, phat jaegi!
Kid gets Zero in a test. Father: What this? Kid: Teacher didn’t have More Stars 2 give, So She Started giving Moon…DAD
exams are there, at the paper you stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
Heart Touching Lines By An Ex-Boyfriend......Aaj Apni Girlfriend Ki Shadi Me Ja Ker Ye Ehsas Hua K Khana Mazedar Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Pheeki Lagti Hai.. :-D
bhala ho sarkaar ka, jo har ghar mein shauchaalay banava diye, nahi to gaanv ke raaste mein aise bach bach ke chalana padta tha jaise ki har jagah Mains bichhee ho.
Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the. Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya. Mohabat ne chand ki taref krdi. Ye baat Husn ko nagawar guzri. Us ne Mohabat ki ankhen noch le. Bas us din se Mohabat andhi aur Husn zalim hogaya hai.
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Pass Hona Chahte Ho To Saari Kainat Tumhen Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hua To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huwe... Suplee Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. :-D
Larkiyon Ka Bas Nahi Chalta,Warna,Wo To Medical Store Per BhiApni Fermaish Shuru Ker Den,KBhai Sahab,,,,,,,,,Ye Goli Kisi Aur Colour Me Dikhana...;-p
class mein sir ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara hojaeik bacha kharahogyamaster:tum stupid ho?nhi sir aap akely kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, “overtime laga raha hoon.”
Sardar Chars Peety huwe Apni Bivi se : Tum Kon ho??Bivi : Pagal ho gaye ho Sardar Ji, Apni Bivi ko bhool gaye??Sardar : Oye, Nasha Her Gham Bhula Deta hai Baji....:-)
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen?? Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D
The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is tosay....... ..that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..
Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta chalti hai, . . . . Jab mobile customer care wale kehte hai, "Aap ka call hmare liye important hai kripiya line pr bne rahe"
Ek BAAR SMS KAR KE TO DEKHO, INBOX NA BHAR DOON TO KEHNA, EK BAAR MISS CALL KAR KE TO DEKHO, BATTERY DOWN NA KAR DOON TO KEHNA, EK BAAR NAZDEEK AA KAR TO DEKHO, HAATH NA THAAM LOON TO KEHNA.

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