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Wife: "You know Honey, Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.." . . Husband: "Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho, Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata To Tum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D

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Kamyabi Hamesha un ki qadam chomti he,.....jo socks utarne k bad apne pao dhote hen...
The GIRL fell in love with a BOY at second sight because at first sight She didn’t know that he was very rich…
Aya Tha Imtehan me Mazmoon Kanjusi Per,,Wazahat Jo Teri Ki to Me TOP Ker Gaya..:-p
Me ne Paani Me Ek Ka Sikka Dala,,Aur God Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga,,,Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye...Aur Upar Se Awaz Aayi:"Ek Rupey Me Itna Hi Milta Hai..;-p ;-)
Ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se..mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha..Samajhte the jise hum apna yaar..Woh ek din pyaar ban jayega ye malum na tha..
Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE? Yes ! . . . . . . . . Conditions Apply: U must be a BILLIONARE !
Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5sGirl: WOW!!Konsi Company ka Hai??Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,Reebok ka Hai..:-D
Siripala told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Siripala: So what take an umbrella and go.
Poonam ki Raat me Chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath Insan badal jata hai, Sochte hen k Aapko tang na karen Magar, Sochte sochte Plan Badal jata hai.. :-)
"Watchman" Ko Rakhny se Behtar hai kGali K Dono Sides per "Wi-fi" Lagwa len,,Larky Gali Me Hi Rahen Gy,AurRaat Bhar Hifazat bhi Rahy Gi..;-p ;-)Hahahha
Ye Jo Piyara Sa Chehra Mera Msg Parh Raha Hai,Yaa RAB,,Ye Jahan Bhi Rahy,,,,,"INSAN" Ban K Rahy..;-)Aameen..:D
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho janàAb kon samjhaye en ladkiyo koMumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho janà
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Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main ” Naaii ” hon..
Doctor Sardar Se: Tum Ny Is Admi Ko Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.??Sardar: Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D
Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just tell April Foooool
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

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