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MOHABBAT Ke Raste Me Hr Waqt Dard MileGa,Maine Socha..!!Isi Raste Pr MEDICAL STORE Khol LonBOHT ChaleGa0h My GOD Im So Intelligent
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends
Attending a wedding for the first time, alittle girl whispered to her mother, “Whyis the bride dressed in white?” “Becausewhite is the color of happiness, and todayis the happiest day of her life.” The childthought about this for a moment thensaid,“So why the groom wearing black?”
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche thewo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya
Smart answer by a female..On a flight, a guy askeda beautiful lady sitting next to him..‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?I want to gift it to my wife...Lady‘Don’t give her..some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:p:p
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
Ek Pathan Ek Larki ko Pasand kerta tha..Bari Laraiyon aur Moushkilon k baad jab Pathan ki Shadi Us ki Pasand se Ho gai to,Rukhsati k Waqt Larki aur Us ki MaaGalay lag ker Rony lagy..Pathan bhi Unhen dekh ker Rony lag gaya AurBohat Emotional ho ker Bola :."Gil Naz!Hum sab kuch Bardasht ker sakta hai,per Tumhari Aankhon me Aansu nahi.Tum Apny Maa Baap k Sath Khush raho,Hum Tumhen Talaq deta hai,Talaq, Talaq, Talaq....:-(.O Teri Khair,Pathan to Pathan,Us ki Mohabbat bhi Pathan..;-)
3 mistakes of everyone's life:TwitterWhatsappFacebook
From An 8 Years Old Kid
1 lovely ladki ko dekh Kaleja me Current lag gaya Uske sath me 2 Bhimkaay bhai ko dekh Mood Faint ho gaya
Faraz v/s Ghalib..Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,,Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?"Ghalib: "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,, Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D
Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend: "Neend ke Piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai to Padhai ke Piche Bhaago, Neend Jhak Maar ke Tumhare Pichhe Aayegi.. ;-)
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do.. Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab?? . . . . Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful... More...............
A daughter sends a telegram to her father, on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: father, your daughter has been successful in BED
A couple drove down the river just after a quarrel... goats and pigs passing by Wife : relatives of urs. Husband : yes.......... IN-LAWS.
Boyfriend requested to God- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath H,Agr pass karde to kya bat H. God-Galfrnds thodi kam, patata to kya bat thi,Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.....chutkule in hindi
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