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Faraz V/s Ghalib..

Faraz v/s Ghalib..

Faraz:
"Phool Ko To Khilna Hai
Wo To Khily Ga,,
Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass
Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?"

Ghalib:
"Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak
K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,,
Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To
Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D

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