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Ishq me hum tumhe kya btayen gy, Kis qadar chot khaye huye hai, Kl mara tha baap ne usky, Aj bhai b aye huye hn.
Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
Baap: Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua.??Pathan: Bohat Hi Asan Paper THa, Hum Ko To Kuch Kerna Hi Nahi Para..Baap: Wo Kese..Pathan: Paper Me Question Aya Tha K In Sawalon Per Roshni Dalen, Wo To Acha Hua K Hamari Jaib Me Torch Tha, Hum Ny Us Ki Roshni Paper Per Dali.. :-) :
2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago 1-Jiske Piche Me Hu Q K Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi. 2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu Q K Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)
Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ?Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D
Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati haionlyonly N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, Sony
Wife: "How would you describe me?"Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."Wife: "What does that mean?"Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn.. Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha, Jldi se bola.. Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne.. 2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne.. Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!
Rajnikanth creats new email id: . [email protected] . Google shocks... Computer blocks... Hacker dies... Virus cries... Rajnikanth rocks...
Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante? Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai?
Wife: My husband has swallowed his Pan card, by mistake. Plz do something immediately. Doctor: Get him to swallow his Aadhar Card, both need to be linked before I attempt anything!
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only oneBreak their bones, they have 206
Aik student ne MBA ka form bharty hoe chukidar se pochaJanab: Ye university kaise haiChukidar: Bohat ache hai, me ne be MBA ise university se kiy hai 😛 😀
Teeth said 2 tounge: "If I just press u a little, u will get cut." Tounge replied: "if i misuse 1 word against sm1, den all 32 of u will come out."
I want 2 tell u something. Please dont mistake me. Please do it sincerely. Wear a helmet while driving because…….. Empty things break easily!!!!
Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a test Friend 2: Congratulations, Which test? Friend 1: Blood group test, bro
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