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Golden & True words: Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai or uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai It’s 100% true!
Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??Admi: 30,000 Ka..Pathan Heran Ho Ker:O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D
Ek Software Engineer K Judwa Bachy Huwe. Wo Confuse Thy K Un Ka Naam Kiya Rakhen.. Aakhir Kafi Behas K Baad Unho Ny Naam Rakh Liya. "Copy And Paste" :-D
Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy:- I Love u Girl:- I don’t Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:- I told u. No no & no Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills. Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….
Hum Ny Jis Ko Dil Diya,Wo Dilli Chali Gai...Jis Se Piyar Kiya, Wo Italy Chali Gai...Dil Ny Socha K Khudkushi Ker Lun,,,Jab Switch Me Ungli Di, To Kambakhat Bijli Hi Chali Gai.. ;-)
people smoke and drunk for a few days and get addicted. LOOK at ME I’m studying since my CHILDHOOD but not addicted to studies…
Those who read my messages are intelligent;Those who 'like' them are real genius;Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"!
Husband: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa ne Banaya hai kya ?Wife: Haan.....Lekin Tumhe Kese Pata chala ?Husband: Roz Khaane me Kaale Baal nikalte the.,,Aaj Sufaid Nikle Hen.. ;-p ;-)
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!Even after 17 years service.That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance.
Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha:Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy..Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga: Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho??Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !
Kon Kehta Hai K Mard Badal Jaty Hen.??Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty..Unhen Shadi Se Pehly Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai Aur Shadi K Baad Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai.. :-D
A man enterd in a shoes showroom and cried. Bary garauntey datay ho 2 din nahi nikalay. saleman kaya huiha sir.man replyCHUKI GyE A.
Main to ye sun k hairaan hogaya. A dost.Jab chaat khaanay k baad chaat wale ne mujhe se kaha,‘Please give us your feedback on our Facebook page’
I Found Aaladin’s LampI Asked Him to IncreaseYour Brain Ten Times More..He Laughed & toldMultiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family,Then What Is Wife??..Wife Is The Neck Of The FamilyWhich Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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