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Meri Harkaton Ko Yehi Soch Ker Muaaf Ker Dena,

Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,

"Dosto",,

K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-p

Hahaha

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