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Tere Pyaar Ki Roshni Aisi Hai Ki

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

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Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun GaK Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:,"Beta,Itna Bara To Abhi TakTera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p
Uncle: Beta Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rahe Ho.? . Boy: Ji.. Engineering. . . Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai Wadhai Karte Hoge.. :-D
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.. "Dear Teacher ji, Wen I Cum, Rain Chham Chham. Leg My Phisla, I Gira Dham. Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum. Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
Paagal hone ka tariqa :......Sadqey jaoonKitna shoq hai pagal hone kaPehlay kon si kami hai.
Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.?Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha,Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di..Girl: Ohh Why?Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D
Ek Piyari Si Surat,Ek Masoom Sa Chehra,Ek Piyari Si Muskan,Thori Shahrarat, Thori Mohabbat,Thori Masti,Thora Maza,Jiski Piyari Har Ek Adaa,........Us Piyare Insan Ka Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa... :-D
The awkward moment when ;)when your friend is arguing with theirparents &their parents turns towards youand asks"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XDlolz....
Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?Teacher: I never called you.Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!
Great people talk about things….Small people talk about other people….And legends never talk –...they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX
Jaanty Ho Raat Me Sab Se Ziyada Ghussa Kab Aata Hai.??Jab Soty Huwe Koi Aap Ko Jaga Ker Kahy K.........Chal Beta Apni Jaga Pe Ja K So, Light Aa Gai Hai.. ;-)
i_il/ll\ll/ll\ll/ll\l\(',')l/l((>l\l<l'''''''''''''''yar.Eid ki shopping karni hy??? Zara Himat karo aur Aao mil kbijli ka pol bech dein wese bhi faltu laga howa hy.....
Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.........................funny sms in hindi
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
Special request to all those who call their partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" etc. etc.Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!
A dead boy ws takn 2 heaven God ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng. Boy: Only I'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt. God smild & d boy ws sent 2 HELL 4 his ovracting.
GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER. DEVIL: I too can't b evrywhere soI created GIRLS. GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!
A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

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