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Kapil Ji Ne Court Mein 3 Talaaq Par Jo Daleel Di Hai

kapil Ji ne Court mein 3 talaaq par jo daleel di hai
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Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gayadukandar:Pathan G size batao?Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. . .**rks*
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
A mobile is like women :- Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha. ‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’ doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.
Do chuhe Bike par ghoom rahe the. Sher ke bachche ne Lift maangi. Ek chuha bola – soch le ! phir teri maa kaheen ye na kahe ki gundon ke saath ghoomata hai
Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??..When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That YourFriend Is Already looking At You.. !!LOCATION : Examination Hall
U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to God so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya. Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee. Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…!
There are two types of People on Facebook.Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!
2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to 1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya KTum Uski Ebadat Kero..Namaz Parho,,Rozay Rakho..Quran Parho..Uska Zikr Kero..Deeni Kitaben Parho...Per Tum,,,,,SMS Parh Rahy Ho..Sharam Kero.. :-D
Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge? A: Bed ke kone pr B: sofa pr C: Kisi dewar pr D: ya uski ball bnayenge... Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain
Son: The girl of our neighbors don’t understand English. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss” and she slapped me
Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai. . . Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha? . . Girl: Ek saal pehle. . . Doctor: Infection nahi hua hai "JUNG" lag gayi hai..
Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME….. OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!
1 Educated Banda Gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya,Or shopkeeper se Bola: "Bhai Aapke Paas Qadam hyn??".Shopkeeper b bara naughty tha,Jldi se bola:"Paai Jaan Qadam te Muk gaye ne..2,4 Chalangan Paiyan ne..Kendy o te paa deyan?...;-p

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