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Ek time tha jab log apne gharo ke saamne likhte the swagatam fir likhne lage welcome aur ab likhte hai kutto se saavdhan kya zamana aa gaya!
How to find the perfect woman in two steps.1. Marry one!2. All other women will automatically look perfect!
Faraz v/s Ghalib.. Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,, Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?" Ghalib: "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,, Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family, Then What Is Wife?? . . Wife Is The Neck Of The Family Which Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
"Papa me bhi Apni Shadi me Khusray Nachwaun ga."Papa : Kutty diya Puttra, ay Khusray nai Teri Phuphiyan ny...:-0
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi... . . . . . . .Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …..Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D
A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet in the middle of the lecture he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said “now what is better internet or hard disk”
shoher: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??Begum: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
Jab Me chota tha to Andheray se Dar lagta Tha,Ab jab Bijli ka Bill dekhta ho to RoshniSe Dar lagta hai..;-p
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.. "Dear Teacher ji, Wen I Cum, Rain Chham Chham. Leg My Phisla, I Gira Dham. Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum. Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriendsayaaj main boht khush honMango kia mangtay ho Molvi sharma k bola:Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.
After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewrr said: We do have an opening for you.Santa: What is it?Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... and it's called DOOR!
Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny Tamam Affairs K Baray Me Batana Chahta Hun.. . . Fiancee: Magar Aap Mujhy Pehly Hi Sab Bata Chuky Ho Aur Mene Aapko Maaf Bhi Ker Diya Hai.. . . Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Baat Hai" :-D
Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,,Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,,Kam Az Kam Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D
Aurat: Doctor Sahab Me Her Waqt Soti Rehti Hun, Bohat Neend Aati Hai.Doctor: Aap Konsa Mobile Use Kerti Hen??Aurat: Nokia 3310 Doctor: Ek Smart Phone Likh Deta Hun, WhattsApp, Facebook Install Ker Lo, Neend Aur Sukoon Sab Ghaarat Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D
Santa ne challenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare new channel wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"....................................Hindi funny sms for friends
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha.. Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho, Itni Dair Kahan Thy.?? Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D
Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye. Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa. Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar. Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho

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