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A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet
in the middle of the lecture
he raised his hand
and it was obvious it’s an important question
and said
“now what is better internet or hard disk”

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Every Wife A "Mistress" Of Her Husband.. "Miss" For One Hour,, And "Stress" For 23 Hours Everyday.. :-D
WIFE means W-Wonderful I-Interesting F-Favourable E-Eating….
Golden Words.. . Girls Express Their Feelings With Ghussa And Tears,, . . . But.. . . . . . Boys Express Their Feelings With "Sutta & Beers" :-p ;-)
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his handAfter a minute he started crying loudly...Why???...Paining???No..!! Then???..Spelling mistake..!! :O
Inspirational quotes written on truck/busesTu lang ja sadi khair aeEnglish version: you can cross, I will manage 😛 😀
Class Rooms are like Trains.The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;The middle are General Compartments;And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just tell April Foooool
Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jaayenge? . . . . . . . . . . . . Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass.
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??
Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aj tk kisi ne na kiya ho Larka : kamini zaleel I love U , mujh se shadi kr k mujhe brbad kr de kambakhat…. ;-)
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nagad inam…
Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,Masoom Sa Chehra,Mithi Si Aawaz,Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,Khush Mizaj Andaz,Ye To Hui Meri Baat,,AurSunaoKese Ho Aap..;-p
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??????Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi... Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge... 1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye... 2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do... 3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake... 4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye... 5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.

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