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Dad – Dear, I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice.

Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son – no way..
Dad – She is the daughter of world’s richest man.
Son – then its done.
Then his dad goes to that richest man..
Dad – I want your daughter to marry my son.
Rich man – nope
Dad: He is the COO of world bank.
Rich man – then its done.
Then Dad again goes to president of bank.
He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.
Him – Never
Dad: – He is the son in law of World’s richest man.
Him – then its fine.
Smartness.!

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