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Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai. Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. :-D

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3 Impossibilties..!.1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho...Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p
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Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajaejo mera hai wo mere pas aajaemujhe intezar na karna paremeri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae ( Ameen )
How to find the perfect woman in two steps.1. Marry one!2. All other women will automatically look perfect!
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Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He Monu-Hutt Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Ya Allah..!Meri Ammi Itni Garmi Me"Taptay Choolhay" K Samny"Pakoray" Bana Rahi Hen,,,Plz,Un ko "Achy Pakoray Banany Wali Bahoo"Ata Fermaa..Aameen
Pathan dost se:Kal hamara khwaab me kisi se laraai ho gya,Aaj hum nahi soye ga..Dost:Kyun.?Pathan:wo keh raha tha kAaj wo banday le kar aaye ga

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