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A boy used to admire a girl of the same class.One day daringly he went to sit near her.
Girl:Why have you come to sit near me?
Boy: You know, there is attraction between positive and negative charges.
(Hearing this, the girl slaps him)
Boy: Why did you slap me?
Girl: You know, every action has equal and opposite reaction.

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