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There are two type of studies:1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:1. Wife angry for a reason.2. Wife angry without reason.3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
A girl phoned me the other day and said … “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladkaFaltu ki calls ya miss call kare tounka mob no.. Olx me daal karpost kar do i phone 5Only 10000 rs.. MeKasam se jitneCalls aapko nai kiya hogaUsse zyaada use Aayenge…
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”
A fat woman is waiting for a bus at a bus stop. How do you describe this is one word?TiTU : MOTIVATING!
Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me. Just imagine how lucky I am! Great words Said by, —DUST BIN—
School: A place where papa pays & son plays.Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all urLife so that you can die rich.Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &girl gets her master’s degree.
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married 🙂
I want 2 tell u something. Please dont mistake me. Please do it sincerely. Wear a helmet while driving because…….. Empty things break easily!!!!
Eklavya aaj jinda hota to Dronacharya ko kos raha hota, bina anguthe ka na to usaka Aadhaar Card banta aur nahin Jio ka sim milti.
Those who read my messages are intelligent;Those who 'like' them are real genius;Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"!
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life.
Zamana Bohat hi kharabho gya hai,Her Sawal ka Ulta Jawab ho gaya hai,Na Sms na call na hi koiMiss call,Her Banda hi Mobile leker Nawab ho Gaya Hai...;-p
Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi. Ek din bohat dhoop nikli hui thi or us ne shukar kiya or dukaan se 'SURF' lene chala geya.Jab dukaan mein enter hua to 'Badal' bohat zor se garja, to Sardar ne 'BAADAL' se kaha.'KIDAR'. .?? Me Te Nimko Lein Aya Wan.
Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena."How much is Six plus 4.?"..Class: Ek Sath.. :-DHaahaha
Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi
At a weddingMe: Aage ka kiya plan hai?Cousin: pehle engineering,phir PHD, phir MBA ka socha hai, aur ap?Me: Qourma khane ka socha hai 😉
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