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Teacher: Jo Mere Sawal Ka Jawab Dega Wo Ghr Ja Skta Hy.,

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… : …

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