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Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai!
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Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.

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Ek Admi ko Ala-Din ka Chiragh mila.Usay Ragra to us me se Jin nikla aur bola:"Kiya Hukum Hai Mere Aqa"Admi: Pakistan se America tak Sarak bana do.Jin: Bohat hi Mushkil hai, Koi Asan kaam bataen.Admi: Meri Bivi ko Mera Fermabardar bana do.Jin: Sarak Single banani hai k Double...;-)
The past of eat is ate andThe future of ate is weightAnd the most funny part isthat people realize it whenit is to late
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.Banta: When you come in at night?Santa: No, when I want to go out!
Teri zindagi me koi gham na hoteri khushi kbhi kam na hodua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha,jis ka wazan80 kilo se kam na ho(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that?
Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho To Side Pe Ho Jana Chahiye,,Kiya Pata Jahaz "PIA" Ka Ho.. ;-) :-DHahahaha
It takes 3 months for a Writer 2 months for a Doctor 1 month for a Lawyer and Only 1 night before exam for a Student to read a 1000 pages book what a talent.
Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world......E-mail to email&Female to female...:-):-D
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?A girlfriend answers all your questions, a wife questions all your answers!
Signs a Woman likes you:1. Eye contact2. Twirls her hair3. Laughs at your jokes4. Follow you5. Keys your car6. Kills you
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Man1 sitting with dog.Man2:Your dog bits?Man1:NoMan 2 sits and the dog bits!Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!Man:That is not my dog.
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arrange marriage” It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Alarm Clock:A small tabletop device used to wake up people who don't have children!
Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-) Hahhaha
Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor..
Monday ko dosti,Tuesday ko pyar,Wednesday ko shaadi,Thursday ko barbadi,Friday ko fighting,Saturday ko talaq,Sunday ko rest,Monday ko phir se talash.

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