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Monday Ko Dosti,

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

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Hitler said funny but true fact of love: Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding.!! and break up when they understand each other.
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn ALL subjects ?
Us Ny Pucha Husn Kiya Hai..?? Me Ny Apni Tasveer Share Ker Di.. :-) Ammi Kehti Hen K Me Lakhon Me Ek Hun.. :-D
Mom: I Love U.. Son:Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot.,But Sorry Mom,I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
New Style Of Proposing: Boy: Can I Take ur Photo? Girl: Y? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children That How Der Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
Aik din us ne pocha tumhara dilkis ke pass haiMe ne muskhara ke jawab diya lungs ke pass 😉 😀
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.
Dear Boss,As I will be suffering from fever on 26 March 2015 and I will not be attending office.Thank You!
Biwi Shohar Se "Tum Shaadi k Baad Badal Gaye Ho !" Shohar: "Mene Tumhei'n Pehly Hi Bata Dia Tha k Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi
Boy to GOD: Tumne Girls ko itnaKhubsurat Q banaya..? GOD: Taki tumUsse Pyar kr sako..Boy: To Phir Tumne Usey Akal kam Q di..??GOD: Taki Wo Tumse Pyar kr sakay.. ;-)
Give me some Sunshin;Give me some Rain.Give me another Girlfriend;I am single once again!
7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai1-Pyar2-Rishta3-School Life4-Dosti5-Paise6-Sms PakageOR7. Toilet Mai Pani
Ye student ki pehchn hai Hath mai cigrate mu mai pan hai Mshur ye saitan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Padhna ise ata nhi Clas kbhi jata nhi Cnten is ki jan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Jalson mai sb se age hai Naron mein sb se agey hain Imtehan mein naqal is ki an hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Lrkiyo k peche hai pra Jo larki gusa ho zra Tb ye bnta bhai jan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai..
Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha:Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy..Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga: Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho??Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !
Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..? boy-Long Drive Pr..!! girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..? boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms
Darna Hai To "Aahat" Dekho..Rona Hai To "Balika Vadhu Dekho..Nachna Hai To "Dance India Dance" Dekho..Aur Agar Hansna Hai To "Sheesha" Dekho..Qasam Se Hansty Hansty Tum Pagal Ho Jao Gy.. ;-)Hahahhaa

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