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Ek Admi Ko Ala-Din Ka Chiragh Mila.

Ek Admi ko Ala-Din ka Chiragh mila.
Usay Ragra to us me se Jin nikla aur bola:
"Kiya Hukum Hai Mere Aqa"

Admi: Pakistan se America tak Sarak bana do.

Jin: Bohat hi Mushkil hai, Koi Asan kaam bataen.

Admi: Meri Bivi ko Mera Fermabardar bana do.

Jin: Sarak Single banani hai k Double...;-)

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