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Shytaan Nay Aaj Foon Kar Kay Muj Say Kaha Keh Kisi Nayk Ensaan Ka Number Do Keh Os Ko Tang Karoo....

Shytaan nay aaj foon kar kay muj say kaha keh kisi nayk ensaan ka number do keh os ko tang karoo....
main nay tumhara number dia to hyraan ho kar bola
pagal
marwaayega kia?
ye to hamaray chairman saheb ka number hay.

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