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Faraz Apni Wife Se;
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Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se

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Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;Mein Utna Time online shopping site per dongi
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees?Soldier: Sure, buddy.Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again.Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees?Soldier: No, SIR!
Admi Molvi Se: Molana Sahab Meri Bivi Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun??Molvi Jaldi Se Boly: 2 Rakaat Namaz Nafil Shukrana.. :-)
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:...."You are not looking at the road, please be careful..
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only oneBreak their bones, they have 206
Tum Loat Ker Aany Ka Takalluf Mat Kerna,,Hum Ek Hi Cartoon Baar Baar Nahi Dekhty.. :-)
M – mental A – attack T – to H – handsome S – students
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”
Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy Charger hy Battery hy Balance hy Tumhare pass kiya hy? Hy koi msg? To bhej do Agar nahi to Mobile bech do
1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn.. Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha, Jldi se bola.. Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne.. 2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne.. Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
Golden & True words: Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai or uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai It’s 100% true!
Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak English Picture Ki CD Dekhi, Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur Na Hi Koi Awaz..Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re??Santa: "PLEASE INSERT THE DISC" :-D
Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai..Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.Pappu: Here it is, Sir.Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything.Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 times
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .??? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .

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