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Kabhi Pasand Na Aye Sath Mera To Bta Dena Ae Dost"

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"
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"hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"
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thaa.thaa. thaa.

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