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Waiter:
Ur bill sir.

Boy:
Take my card

Waiter:
But sir this is student card

Boy:
Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy

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Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me. Just imagine how lucky I am! Great words Said by, —DUST BIN—
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya.. Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!! . . . . . Sahab! Facebook pe muje bhi add karlo!!
Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao. Sardar: Pucho.. Pathan: Sabun Se Nahany K Baad Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.?? Sardar: Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D
Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
" 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",...."Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga",."Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!Taaliyan"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"Moral:Jo na kate aari se.Wo kte behari se.
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
I m on a light diet:I eat in daylightI eat in moonlightAnd sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Phool wala:Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyenAdmi:meri koi girl frnd nhnPhol wala:phr apni mengatar k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi mengatar bi nhnPhol wala:phr apni biwi k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi biwi b nhnPhol wala:Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja...!
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
Sach to yah hai ki chaand par kadam rakhane vaale insaan Baahubali the, bas naam ko English mein Translate karake Arm-Strong rakh liya tha.
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
aik pathan samundar k pas baitha doodh sumandar k pani mai mix kr raha tha ...dosra pathan :bola abey kia kr rahy ho . pathan:bhai lussi bana raha hoa.dosra pathan;abey itna lussi tumhara baap piey ga...
Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??.Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??.Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Son to father.papa kiya hum jahaz k zaria Allah k pass ja saktay hain.Father, ager ap ki mama car drive krain to hum car k zaray bhi ja saktay hain,
Fire Ko Aag Kahte Hen.Cobra Ko Naag Kahte Hen.Garden Ko Baagh Kahte Hen.Or"Exams" K Time Jo Kaam Na Kare,Use Dimagh Kahte Hen.. ;-pHahahaha
Internet par ladki pataayi, Internet par ho gayi sagaayi, Internet par divorce ho gaya, Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

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