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I M On A Light Diet:

I m on a light diet:
I eat in daylight
I eat in moonlight
And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

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Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!
Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.? . 2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha..Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha..Dost: Phir Kiya Hua??Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(
At a weddingMe: Aage ka kiya plan hai?Cousin: pehle engineering,phir PHD, phir MBA ka socha hai, aur ap?Me: Qourma khane ka socha hai 😉
Nafsiyat ka practical:Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.Last row se aik Student Bola:Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.
Forward as receivedPakistan ka match daikhnay aadab:.1.Pakistan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhain.2.Doraane match aayat ul kursi ka wird jari rakhein.3.Match say zyada duaon mein khuzoo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karein.4.Catch chootnay ki surat mein lahol parhein.5.Catch pakray janay ki surat mein Allah ki hamd-o-sana karein.6.Semi final aur final ka roza rakhein.7.Match musallay per baith kar daikhein(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB=AFRIDI=)....:8
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,Agar hamesha muskurana ho toBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata Ki Kya Kre? Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai, Agr Achi Mile To Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,,Who Is Most Benefited ??BoyNo?GirlNo?It's The...Mobile Company.. :-)
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart & when tears flow 4rm your eyes, just let me know. . . cause I want 2b there 4 U! I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
Little advice to guys: “Always communicate with your girlfriends as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!”
Sr. What's life. Student.Iife is a loveLove is a wifeWife is a knifeKnife is a you
Modern...Obedient..Neat...Kind...Excellent..Young.Thats ME.Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when Carbon Monoxide reacts with 2 Molecules Of Iron.? . Student: COFFEE . Teacher: HOW ?? . Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-) . Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
Car Se Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya.Aadmi Choozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:...Chhoza Jaga To Bola=Oho,Jail HO GAI,Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:-
Son asks his Dad difference btwn LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF Father says ur mom is my LOVE urmaid is my RELIEF & I am ur Dad - well, that's my BELIEF
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ? C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally……

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