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Ek Admi Ne Zindagi

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai" . Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" . Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

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Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME….. OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . . . Boys have good IMAGINATION
Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this C - Come O - on L - Lets L - Love E - Each G - Girl E - Equally
Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart...Boy: U should add 1 more thing.....Girl : What??….…….....Boy: Photoshop on your face..:P:P
Santa: beta tumhaare Resulat ka kya hua? Pappu: paapa 99% Santa: Shocked! Santa: par tumhare report card mein to 35% likha hua hai. Pappu: paapa baaki 64% subsidies me aaega......clean papu jokes
Dieting ExerciseExercisExerciExercExerExeExExtraExtra FrExtra Fries
Kabhi Toot K Bikhro ToMujhy Yaad Ker Lena..."Dost"Hum Thora BohatWelding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen...;-p(,")/<)( Switch On ker Choty..(",)><)( ' Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0
Olny once in your life u meet someone with whom u can spend ur time u can share ur happiness n sorrows. Till then enjoy with the wrong one!
shaadi se pahle ladke ne ladaki se vaada kiya tha, "main tughe chaand taare doonga." ladki ne shaadi kar li aur unaka ek bachcha ho gaya, naam rakh diya Tarachand, ise kahate hain praan jaaye par vachan na jaaye.
Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen..Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen..Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen,Aye Dost..! Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha..........."Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. :-D
TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,Aaj Hamara bhi Bank Balance hota,Agar Buddha Aashiq na hota...;-p ;-)Hahahaha
Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna BachaDoctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)
Argument Between British And India.British: We Spoiled Your Mother LandFor 200 Years..India: We Are SpoilingYour Mother Tongue Daily.. ;-p ;-)
Pakistani Mard Sab se Ziada Maafi kis se mangte hen ?.Socho..Nhi Pata ?.."FakeeRon Se" Tum Ny Kiya Socha "Bivi se?".Tum bhi apni jaga Theek Hi Ho. :-)
Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Best Memory of School Life...Notes copy karte Waqt,,Dost:"Ye kya likha h bey?"?Pappu:JO Samajh aa rha hai wo likh, baki aise hi Design bana de.. ;-)

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