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" 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",...."Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga",."Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!Taaliyan"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"Moral:Jo na kate aari se.Wo kte behari se.
Angel-wat do u want?Boy-a beautiful girl.Angel-if u r muslim i'll give u katrina.if u r hindu i'll give u kareena.........if u r christian i'll give u genelia,whats ur name?Boy-sheikh vinod fernandesAngel-give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!:D
Bivi Ghusse Me: Agar Is Baar Bhi Tumhen Job Na Mili To Me Maikay Chali Jaun Gi..Shoher Thandi Aah Bhar Ker:Haa Waday Hi Waday..Sirf Waday Baahar Bhi Waday Aur Ghar Me Bhi Sirf Waday.. :-D :-)
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London, in the hotel room, Pathan heard his Wife scream 'Chooha' .Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya,Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha:Hello Room Service?Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry?Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here, in our Room.. :-D
(((‘)))YYeh gulab ka phoool hamari dosti ki nishani hai..Is phool ko kabhi sookhney na dena.Mobile hamesha paani main rakhna.
Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.?? .. Me Bataun..?? . .. . Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat.. . . . . . . . Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D
Dil se apka khyal jata nhi, Apk siwa koi yaad ata nhi, Hasrat hai roz apko dekhu, Pr kambakt woh mdari apko roz lata nhi........................new funny sms
Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K Aap Ko English Nahi Aati.. . Up Up Up Up Up Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum, Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
i_il/ll\ll/ll\ll/ll\l\(',')l/l((>l\l<l'''''''''''''''yar.Eid ki shopping karni hy??? Zara Himat karo aur Aao mil kbijli ka pol bech dein wese bhi faltu laga howa hy.....
1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya? 1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D
Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha: Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy.. Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga: Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho?? Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !
*JOKE*Wife: "Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?"Husband: "Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???"
Mere kamre mein urtey hein badal ...WAH WAHMere kamre mein urtey hein badal..WAH WAHMein likhon kuch bhi ghor se parhte hein Pagal.hahahaha:')
"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya ZARORA-E-RISHTA3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha
Doc 2 Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
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On Facebook Timeline Boy 1: Workin' out... At Gym.. Boy 2: Cool Dude... . On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp Boy 2: Kaha hai bhai.. Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam, Line me laga hu
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