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Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bolaI LOVE MY INDIA :)Have a Nice Day
FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..?SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!!FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…?SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!
I want u 2 know that, our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry I cry U lauf I lauf U jump out of da window… I look down & den… I lauf again…
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,Musibat Me Seenay Se Laga Lo,,,Tanhaai Me Sir Rakh K Ro Lo,,,Aur,,,,Ghusse Me "Laat" Bhi Maar Sakty Ho.. ;-p ;-)
Smartphone(mobile) ghar par bhool jaane ke kaaran yuvak ne pahali baar dekha aaspaas ka nazaara....whatsapp funny sms
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,, Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena K Aglay Din Karen Gy.. :-D Maar Do Mujhy Zalimo Maar Do.. Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Santa calls up "White house".Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.Obama: Are you an idiot?Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?
Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?pata hai Q.??Frnd: Q?.Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. "AB AAP KI BARI HAI".
Qismat Me Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kiya Hua..Hum Bhi Qismat K Badshah Hen, Dopehar Me Hi So Jaty Hen.. :-DHahhahaGood Night..
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!
Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very BadHabit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Masjid me Do Buzurg Bethy thy..1st Buzurg: Aap Kis k Mureed hen??2nd Buzurg: Me Apny Peer-o-Murshid ka Naam aisy nahi le sakta, Pehly Wuzu kerun ga, Phir Btaun ga.Masjid me Mojud sab log Intezar kerny lagy..Buzurg ny Pehly Wuzu kiya, Phir 2 Rakaat Namaz Parh ker Dua Mangi,Phir Itna Roye k Daman Geela Ho gaya,Phir Intehai Aqeedat aur Ehtiram se Boly:"Me Apni Bivi Ka Mureed Hun"Masjid Me Sab Log Ek Zaban ho ker Boly:"MaShaAllah, Aap to Apny hi Peer Bhai Niklay"...;-p:-D
No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, . . . . . . nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P
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