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Aaj Kee Taza Khaber.

aaj kee taza khaber.
Pakistan kay sub leadran nay appna sara baher ka paisa wapis manga lia, or America ko imdad ka wada kia hay.

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In the exam hall.Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.
Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu..... Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai....
Doctor Admi Se: Aapka Aur Aapki Bivi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai.. Aadmi: Wo To Hona Hi Tha,,,30 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pi Rahi Hai.. ;-)
Awesome message by a true boyfriend: She broke my heart, I broke her,.......iPhone 6Baaki Khud Hisaab Laga Lo, Kaun Zyada Roya Hoga!
Judge: Tum Ny Maqtool Ko Pani Me Zehar Mila Ker Q Diya?Mulzim: Janab, Us Ny Khud Kaha Tha KAisa Pani Pilao K Thanda Ho Jaun...;-p
Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.
Teacher: tell me ohm’s law Student: I dont know full i just know the last part of it Teacher: ok tell that
('.') Lo ji<)'(> arz_/'/_ kia haDunya me bohotDard-e-tanhai hy/('',)/'' wah / / wah _/"/_ wahzalimo tm b msg kro meri kia muft ki kamai hy
What happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg: Welcome 2 the jungle network, the monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
Teacher: 2 Aur 2 Kitny Hoty Hen??Pappu: 2 Aur 2, 5 Hoty hen.Teacher: Wo Kese??Pappu: Ghalti Se...:-)
How I use my phone:40% to use Whatsapp.35% to use Facebook.10% to take Photos.8% to play Games.5% check the Time.2% to actually Calls.
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
Larka To "Handsome" Hona Chahiye,,,"SMART" To Mobile Bhi Hota Hai...;-p
A New Added element to the Periodic Table.Element Name:GIRLSymbol: GAtomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-DPhysical Properties..*boils at anything*can freeze at anytime*melts if handled wid love n care*very bitter if mis handledChemical Properties.*very reactive*highly unstable*posses strong affinity for gold n silver*money reducing agent*volatile when left alone
Tere Haseen Hathon Ka Ehtram Kerty Hen Faraz..Warna Yassu Panju Me Hum Kabhi Muaf Nahi Kerty.. :-D
Us Ny Pucha Husn Kiya Hai..?? Me Ny Apni Tasveer Share Ker Di.. :-) Ammi Kehti Hen K Me Lakhon Me Ek Hun.. :-D
What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu… tum kya samjhey they… I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

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