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In The Exam Hall.

In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.

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Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli: 'Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai, Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada Takabbur Ata Hai, Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??' Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho, Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi.'
Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna Chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao Usey bata Dena K Ye Do Kash laganay k baad He Khulti Hain
3 bachon wali aik bewa aurat nay 3 bachon walay shohar say shadi ki..shadi k baad dono kay phr 3 bachay hogaye..1 din ghar may bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai..biwi nay shohar ko fone kiya: jaldi ghar ajayein apkay bachay aur meray bachay mil kar hamaray bachon ko maar rahay hain :D
For girlss..If you want to Avoid so many frndrequests...................Kindly Upload ur original photoswithout Makeup..:p:p
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of Rs. 500000 or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Exams!
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees?Soldier: Sure, buddy.Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again.Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees?Soldier: No, SIR!
Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’… . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Before love’ only happiness… ‘After love’ no happiness…
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people;........And if you have received it... then obviously it's a technical error!
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A Billionaire
Jab tum hanste ho to lagta hai k insaan phele bander tha, plz ghussa nahi hona kyonke jub tum ghussa hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi bander hai
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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the bestGirl: All the best to you tooBut girl scored 80 marks & boy failedMoral: Only boys wish with true heart.
Wo Jo Kehti Thi Me Mar Jaungi Tere Bina,, Aaj Is K Waleemy Ki Biryani Kha K Aaya Hun.. :-D
Ladka: Viber use karti ho..??Ladki : ufff! You un-educated ladke bhi na !! Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani Jyada ho towarna pocha hi lagati hun...Ladka : hahahahaBus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.
New Thirsty CrowTeesri dafa ka zikar hai...Ek Pyasaa Kawwa Paani ki Talaash main,Idhar udhar maara maara phir raha tha.Lekin kahin bhi paani nahi mila. Aakhir kaar thak haar kar ek insaan se bola.....Zalimaa Coca Cola pila day. :-)

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