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1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriendsayaaj main boht khush honMango kia mangtay ho Molvi sharma k bola:Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.
Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshanTujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-RehmanTujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insanPer Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan
ARZ KIYA HAI : Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, . . . . itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ...... kbhi dekha hai udhta hua....HATHI ?????
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours
;****; o( @..@ )o “(—)” Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen?? Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D
What is Pyaar?A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".
The guy who drives slower than u is an idiot and who drives faster than u is a maniac!
If 1=5. 2=25. 3=125. 4=625. 5=? Think Before Scrolling :P . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Ans is 1 ! See The 1st Line. MORAL : Life's Very Simple, Don't Make It Complicated...!! :) :)
Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??Dr: nahiChild: ager main nikal k dikhaoDr: nikalooChild: he he he he he he
Son: Dad! Children are more intelligent or their Parents? Father: Their Dads. Son: Dad! Who Invented Telephone?? Father: (Happily) Graham Bell.. Son: Then Why didn’t his dad Invented that??
1st Bhikari: Yaar Ek Aadmi Mujh Se Meri Kamai K Bary Me Puch Raha Tha.Magar Me Ny nahi Batai..2nd Bhaikari: Per Kyun..??1st Bhikari: O Yaar Mujhy Laga K Wo Income Tax Wala Hai.. :-D
Single is not a status.It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D
Rangeen ho tum Rango se zyada, Mehkte ho tum Phulo se zyada, Smart ho tum Mujhse zyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to. ‘Bewkoof ‘ ho tum had se zyada
Maa: Beta Yaad Rakho Hum Is Dunya Me Logon Ki Bhalai K Liye Aaye Hen.. Pappu Heran Se: To Baki Log Kis Liye Aaye Hen.. :-D
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