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Girl: Plz Mere Husband Ko Andr Bula Lijiye

Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye
Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu.....
Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai....

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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
Do you know, why women behave like too mature and intelligent during the period of pregnancy (9 month). Because at the same time her body have 2 brains, one of the child and other her own..
PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHAJAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI...
Husband: Aaj Sabzi Me Namak Ziyada Hai.Wife: Namak Poora Hai, Aaj Sabzi Kam Thi.. ;-)Moral:Wife Is Always Right.. ;-p
Oh what a fright you gave me Ehen I peered through the door Oh you were putting the makeup To make others fool It does not matter how hard you try You look all the same It’s just the cosmetic companies playing with you a game You can’t change your features You can’t alter your nose size That’s all manufacturing fault You can do nothing about it
Hi Friends..! I am Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams As I Have 2 Work Hard. Plz Contact Me After . 15 Minutes.. . Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..!
Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy.....Boy:,,,,,,,ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito netinstead of bullet proof jacketwhy????Sardar repliedO jis wich machar nai war sakdagoli kithon lange gi…..
A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet in the middle of the lecture he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said “now what is better internet or hard disk”
Pilot 2 Control TowerThis is J-327I am 300 Miles from Pakistan6000 Feet above waterwith No fuelAwaiting Instructions"Over"Control Tower:Kalma perh ley soniya ethey light jan da time ho gea aye!"Over".
Man 1:“I m Alwayz DelightedWhen People Stick TheirNoses In MyBussiness.”Man 2:“Why, What Do You Do?”Man 1:“I’ve A Company, MakeTissue Papers …
Modern Definition of "Wife" Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single...
Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?Dr: Shadi ker lo.Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.
Love is like cigar... It starts with fire... Continues with smoke... and Ends in ashes. BUT DON'T WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS
Teacher: Umeed Ki Inteha Batao.?? Pappu: Jab 90 Saal Ki Boorhi Aurat Mobile Shop Per Ja Ker Boly, "Ay Bhayya, Lifetime SIM De Do" :-D
Baith kr mehbuba ki julfo k saye me aisa josh aya.. wah wah.. wah wah.. fir kya hua?? Wife ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aya..
Santa selling parachute. U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely. Customer: if parachute doesn’t open? Santa: Paisa Wapas
Newspaper Mein News aya “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys ”The Sardars Protested. Next Day News aya ki “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated........................top funny sms

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