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A Man Inserted An Advertisement In The Classifieds “Wife Wanted”.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received 1000 of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.” Free delivery also available at your door step

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teacher=pathan se ye meri nawasi hai is ko english main translate kroPATHAN=HANS HANS K CHAIR SE GIR GIATEACHER=KIA HUAPATHAN=ITNA ASAN 89
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1 – telephone 2 – television 3 – tell a woman & say not to tell anybody
If King asks me \”what do u want?\”Million dollars or a true friend\” !I will choose,\”Million dollars\”Be practical Yaaar !mil k uraein gy
Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Love - the questMarriage - the conquestDivorce - the inquest!
Difference Between Horror & Beautiful Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep. Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back
Kuch Daku Train K Musafiron Ko Loot Rahy Thy.. Ek Daku Ny Sardar Ji Se Kaha: Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai?? Sardar Ji: O Daku Bhai Aahista Bolo, Mere Paas To Ticket Bhi Nahi Hai.. :-D
The captain of a team says to the Umpire, “My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.” The Umpire says, “No.” The captain says, “Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”
Sardar is buying a TV, Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please…
Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.Son – no way..Dad – She is the daughter of world’s richest man.Son – then its done.Then his dad goes to that richest man..Dad – I want your daughter to marry my son.Rich man – nopeDad: He is the COO of world bank.Rich man – then its done.Then Dad again goes to president of bank.He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.Him – NeverDad: – He is the son in law of World’s richest man.Him – then its fine.Smartness.!
Admi: Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazay Ki Bani Hai, Kiya Koi Khas Masala Dala Hai.??Bivi: Aaj Murgi Thori Si Jal Gai Thi To Us Ko "Burnol" Laga Diya.. ;-)
4 Guys In Examination Hall..1 From HARVARD University.2 From TEXAS Uni..3 From OXFORD Uni..And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.HARVARD Answered: Thought.TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed AndBefore I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,,It Was Over.. :-D
Every Wife A "Mistress" Of Her Husband.."Miss" For One Hour,,And "Stress" For 23 Hours Everyday.. :-D
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Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Pata Nahi Log Mulk se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??Mujh Se To Bister se Bahar hi Nahi Nikla Jata..(,")<)(>Haaye Haaye Sardii...;-)
Judge: why r u arrested?Sardar: for shopping early?Judge: well, that's not a crime,anyway how early were u shopping?Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

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