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Honeymoon Couple Find Leaking Pipe Outside Hotel Window, Hotel Manager Assures That

Honeymoon couple find leaking pipe outside hotel window, hotel manager assures that
it’s the ‘waterfall view’ promised by travel agent

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Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law.
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Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office, Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office, Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can't send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I'm sending you just 1 joke..."You are so beautiful"
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If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
This is Ultimate Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..??? Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor..Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho..Bhikhari: Doctor,Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
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Admi: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me? . Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad Bus Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
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Wo Jo apny pyar Ki Yaad Mein.. Jaagty Hein Tanha Raaton Ko.. Sirf Wohi Bata Sakty Hein K.. . . . Raat ko light kis kis time jati hai… 😀

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