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Jab Light Ho Out Of Control,

Jab light ho out of control,
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to khirki darwaze khol,
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khirki darwaze khol,
Chanda mama ko bol!
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"All IzZ wELL"
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KESC kia jane public ka kya hoga?
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jaan jaye gi ya garmi main fana hoga?
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koi na jaane ye masla kab solve hoga?
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To candle jala,UPS chala ya Generator chala k bol
"Bhaiya ALL IzZ Well"

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