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Ab Tu Sonay Ko Dil Karta Hai Mera

Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
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1 lovely ladki ko dekh Kaleja me Current lag gaya Uske sath me 2 Bhimkaay bhai ko dekh Mood Faint ho gaya
Two lovers planed to suicide. Boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes & return back, saying, LOVE IS BLIND. Boy n air opened his parachute, saying, LOVE NEVER DIES…..
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye,Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye,Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega,Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D
(".") <( (> _! !_ " I am Bodyguard. Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye, Jarurat ho to Phone kare. Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe Koi miss call na krna.
Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona chandi wagera)Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan haiChonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend metha us ne bolaPoora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.
Doctor to injured patient:Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi totumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha......Patient:Kaun sa road?Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. 🙂 😛
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite, to the force applied by girl while slap
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Doctor Sardar Se: Tum Ny Is Admi Ko Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.?? Sardar: Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D
(( Sawal ))Ek Kamry me 400 Aadmi hen,Is me se D0 So gaye.Ab is Kamry me kitny Aadmi bachay..??A- 400B- 398C- 200D- 402Reply Must..!
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Dear Parents,If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply"Turn off"the"Wi-fi"and wait!
A Man Goin 2 His Work, Another Man Asks:“Kahan Ja Raha Hy Bhai?”2nd Rplied: Yar Kaarkhany Ja Rha Hon1st: Aby Ghr Me Khana Nhi Pkta Jo Car Khany Ja Rha Hy :-)
Name: CHAMPA DOB: 14/8/72 Wt: 149kg Height: 4ft Color: Black State: Jharkhand Kaam: Gobar uthana Dream: Shadi karungi to sirf is sms padhne walese....................very very funny sms
Wife or Husband shop se nikly to ek faqeer ne kaha.."Shehzadi"5 rupe de dy andha hoon.Husband:De do,Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha hi hoga...........
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that?
Government is imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10 Hug Rs.20 Kiss Rs.30 Love Rs.50 But you don’t worry flirting is still free.
TOM jalebi bech raha tha magr keh raha tha "alu lelo alu ! Jerry Bola, pr yaar yeh to jalebi hai.... TOM, chup sale warna makhiya aa jayengi....

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