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dekha maynay, Nawazshareef nay Zardari ko galay lagay, fazalulrehman nay bhee mohabbat say sub leadran ko dekha, acchnak ek cheekh kee awaz aaa-eee or phir may khawab say jag para tha.
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein… Dukandar : Memory Card Hy? Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Bindas Muskurao Kiya Gham Hai,Zindgi Me Tension Kis ko Kam Hai,Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,Dil Se Tang Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hen..:-)
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.? . 2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.
A beautiful girl who was staying in a hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager’s lips…Manager smiles, kisses and licks each finger one by one.Girl: Do you like it?Manager: Oh yeah.Girl: Now go and tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet.The best way to express customer complaint
Wife: i hate that beggar.Husband: y? Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book '' how to cook'' !!
I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects, . . . . . . But . . . . . . I laughed When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 4 Subjects... ;-) :-P
Arz Kiya Hai..Aye Germi, Itna Na Itraa..Agar Himmat Hai To January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? . . . . . . . . . A: Apologise !!!
Boyfriend ne bina naam likhe de diya Girlfriend ko "I Love You" Greeting Card, uske Girlfriend ne doosre Boyfriend ko badha diya aage.
Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai....................................short funny sms
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab??....Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi,Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen ApnyBachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)
Q : why is that difficult for us to be a superman?? A : because non of us dare to wear our underwear over our pants in public!!!
(((‘)))YYeh gulab ka phoool hamari dosti ki nishani hai..Is phool ko kabhi sookhney na dena.Mobile hamesha paani main rakhna.
Santa could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only had one.
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