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Rani Ne Buddu Raja Se Pocha

Rani ne buddu raja se pocha
Kia tm mere liye jaan de sakte ho
Tho buddu raja ne kaha han q nae
Tho aqalmand rani ne kaha q kia tm chahte ho ke main sari zindagi kunwari hi bethu....

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