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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Papu went to a hotel.After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.Manager: What are you doing?Pappu : You have written here "Wash Basin".
Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross karrahethe.Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bachenekaha,hum saato ne road cross karli7 kaise..?...Socho,...read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!.....Arre yaar,Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.Tum Tension mat lo :-D
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school
Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.?? . Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den. Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To Yaad Rakhen, Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)
A girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why a re you late ? Girl: One boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, What ? Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
Funny Relationship Status-Chalti Hai GadiUdti Hai DhooolEk Ladki Ka Number MilaVo Bhi Gaya Bhool...Coz I am super Cool
Admi: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me? . Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad Bus Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
Live, Laugh, LoveIf that doesn't work,Load, Aim and Fire
If U R Sitting Among A Group Of Ppl & der Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Thts Not D Proof dat U R Confident . . U Just Dont Hv A Mobile
Sweet Weather,...Please Ek Baar Bata de,...Ke Sweater Nikalun Ya Nahi.??Roz Roz ka Natak Mat Kar Yaar.. :-D
Dad: What’s ur Result? Son: I’ve failed in 5 subjects. Dad: From now Onwards Don’t Call Me “DAD”. Son: Oh Come On Dad! Its my School Test Not a DNA Test
Wats D Diff Between Gandi, Shraad & Lalu? Gandi-Didnt Know Wats Lie Shraad Doesnt Know Wats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know D Difference
Dilchasp Duaen”Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai…Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,Aj Wo Nurse Hai…Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…!! :/ 😛
Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.Baap Ghusse se: Oye...Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.Banta: When you come in at night?Santa: No, when I want to go out!
"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya ZARORA-E-RISHTA3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha
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