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Tery Golden Face Ki
Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny, Mery Komaal Heart Py Attack Kia, Sbko Reject Kia Tumko Select Kia, Requst Hy Tum Sy Isy Refuse Na Krna, Mery Pyar K Is Bulb Ko Kbhi Fusse Na Krna…!!!
Wife: Suno Na!
Wife: Suno Na!Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!
A job in Railway
A job in Railway Salary 15000/-, job profile: When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up… wish u all the best
Kia January Kia February
Kia January, Kia February, Hum kia karein November ko, December ko? . Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to, Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..! . For all singles including me….
Always have a
Always have aBACKUPBEFOREBREAKUP!
MatHs pj-
MatHs pj- "Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar, Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar, To mene b soch liya, TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr.......................Latest Funny sms
Papu went to a hotel.
Papu went to a hotel.After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.Manager: What are you doing?Pappu : You have written here "Wash Basin".
Kehty Hen K Aadmi Ko
Kehty Hen K Aadmi Ko Ek Baar Jahan Se Dhoka Mily Wahan Kabhi Nahi Jana Chahiye,,Per Kiya Karen K Aadmi Ko "Susral" To Jana Hi Parta Hai..!
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
Girl: Do U Like Me??
Girl: Do U Like Me??Boy: No(Girl Got Sad)Boy: Why R U Sad?Girl: Bcoz U Don't Like Me.Boy: U Never Asked That Do U Love Me.Girl: Awww! OK, Do U Love Me??Boy: No..!
259 X (Ur Age) X 39 = ?
259 X (Ur Age) X 39 = ? Try It & U Will B Surprised To See D Result. Apki Age 3 Bar Apko Likhi Nazar Ayegi Hows MAGIC
Think Big,
Think Big,Think Smart,Think Positive,Think Beautiful,.Just Stop?...It’s too long for you.So, In short "Just Think About Me”.. ;-pHahaha
Boyfriend ne bina naam likhe de diya Girlfriend ko "I Love You" Greeting Card,
Boyfriend ne bina naam likhe de diya Girlfriend ko "I Love You" Greeting Card, uske Girlfriend ne doosre Boyfriend ko badha diya aage.
“Maa”
“Maa” Maa Kya Hai? Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K . . . Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain
Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh
Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain. Police : Toh ghar main baithoMan : Iska husbnad nahi manega.....
GIRLS....
GIRLS.... G-> Ghost; I-> In; R-> Real; L-> Life So Avoid GIRLS!!!
Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi.
Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi. Ek din bohat dhoop nikli hui thi or us ne shukar kiya or dukaan se 'SURF' lene chala geya.Jab dukaan mein enter hua to 'Badal' bohat zor se garja, to Sardar ne 'BAADAL' se kaha.'KIDAR'. .?? Me Te Nimko Lein Aya Wan.
Banta Tume Itna Kisne
Banta: Tume itna kisne mara? Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya! Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !
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