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Agr Ap K Pichy Kuta Lg Jae To Use Srf Itna Keh Daina K Mai Altaf Bhai Ka Admi Hun.

Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun.
Is tarah kuta ap k kadam choomta hua bhag jae ga.

Zubaida apa k Siyasi totke

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