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"Masjid K Bahir Chppal Rakhte Waqat Aik Juta 1 Konay Ma Aur 1 Juta 1 Konay Ma Raknay Se Chapal Chori Nhi Hoti"

"Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti"

=ZUBAIDA AAPA k HIFAZTI Totkay

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