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A Girl To D0CT0R On Phone:

A girl to D0CT0R on phone:

mery bhai ko current laga Hay
me kya krun?

Doctor
pehlay ap do nafal shukrany k ada karain
k
ap ki taraf light hy

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Some Realties of Life. “U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Ek Amriki Pakistan Se Wapas America Gaya..Doston Ny Pucha: Wahan K Log Tumhen Kese Lagy??Amriki Muskura Ker Bola: Wahan K Log Bohat Ajeeb Hen. ,Ghari Hath Per Aise Bandhty Hen Jese Waqt K Bohat Paband Hon, Magar Time Per Kabhi Koi Nahi Ata...Unhon Ny Ek Aisi Machine Ejaad Ki Hai Jo Nazar Nahi Aati Magar Apna Kaam Ker Jati Hai Us Machine Ka Naam Hai "Jugaad".Wahan K Sab Log Doctor Hen Aap Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Marz Bataen' Wo Aap Ko Us Ki Dawa Bata De Ga.. :-D
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why?coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet in the middle of the lecture he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said “now what is better internet or hard disk”
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above 😉
Very Important Msg Before Sleeping.. "Plz Don't Forget To Close . Your Mouth.." :-D
What's common between clouds and wife?When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
aaj kee taza khaber.Pakistan kay sub leadran nay appna sara baher ka paisa wapis manga lia, or America ko imdad ka wada kia hay.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.The next day, he received 1000 of replies,all reading: “You can have mine.” Free delivery also available at your door step
1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha, ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida, aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)................................Hindi funny sms for friends
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can't send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I'm sending you just 1 joke..."You are so beautiful"
God made a daylight n is called "SUN", God made an entertainment n is called "FUN", God made a nightlight n is called "MOON", God made a U n is called "CARTOON".
Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.?? .. Me Bataun..?? . .. . Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat.. . . . . . . . Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam msg parhne walo ko mera salamTea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya krofokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro
Signal per Car ruki to Ek Faqeer mangny aa gaya..Car me bethi hui Aurat boli: Tumhari Shakal kuch jani Pehchani lagti hai.Faqeer bola: "Madam, We Are Friends on Facebook"...;-)
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

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