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Why love marriageis better than arranged???Because"A KNOWN DEVILIS BETTER THANAN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Safety Tip for Winters !! . . . . . Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water... . . . . .. . . throw water on the mirror & say- " Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??????Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p
Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se PehlyHamesha Kisi Larki e Mashwara Ker Lo. ;-).Phir.Wo Jo Mashwara De Us Ka Ulta Kero,,Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomay Gi.. ;-p
Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just tell April Foooool
The awkward moment when ;)when your friend is arguing with theirparents &their parents turns towards youand asks"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XDlolz....
Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai?Santa: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai?Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain.
Kabhi Toot K Bikhro ToMujhy Yaad Ker Lena..."Dost"Hum Thora BohatWelding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen...;-p(,")/<)( Switch On ker Choty..(",)><)( ' Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0
Exam k Liye Koi Book Na Parhi Mene FARAZ, . . . Dua Kero "FACEBOOK" se hi Koi Sawaal Aajaye. ;-) :-D
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of Rs. 500000 or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? . . . . . . . . . A: Apologise !!!
Banta: Maa aur biwi mein kya antar hota hai? Santa: maa bolana sikhaati hai aur biwi chup rahana.
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha.. Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha.. Dost: Phir Kiya Hua?? Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(
Smart boy + Smart girl = Affair Foolish boy + Smart girl = Empty pocket Smart boy + Foolish girl = Pregnancy Foolish boy + Foolish girl = Marriage
"BAKRÄ EID ka Zamana hai""Mosam b SUHANA hai""Ek Raan Roast kar k to Bhejo""Kya Gosht ko AGLI "EID" tak Chalana hai?"...;-p
I'm a female:Fe = IronMale = ManTherefore I am an Iron Man!
Me Is Liye Udaas Nahi K Me Kunwara Hun,,..Me Us k Bary Me Sochta Hun Jo Meri Waja Se Kunwari Hai..(,")/ Ammi Us Masoom Si Larki Ka to Khayal Karen.. ;-)
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