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Someone Asked Shakespeare

Someone asked Shakespeare
"U married a woman elder than u, Why?"

He showed him a calendar and said "In this, a week has 7 days..

..Can u say which day is younger, either sunday or saturday..?"

So, love comes from heart not in age.

Luv has no age.



Moral: Senior/Junior sab ko pataya ja sakta hy...

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