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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE? Yes ! . . . . . . . . Conditions Apply: U must be a BILLIONARE !
Dhådkån Dil Ki Ruk Jåti Hai; Sånse Aksår Thåm Jåti Hai; Båhut Buri Hålat Hoti Hai Yååro; Jåb Girlfriend Se Shåådi Kårne Ki Nåubåt Aåti Hai!
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years..While A Turtle Does Not Run Does Nothing Yet Lives For 300 Years..Moral: Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi.. Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D
What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo..Got one the very next minute.A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a wholeweek !!
Shakespear Said: "Don't Worry, Because If U Worry' U Get Wrikles On UR Face.. So Why Don't U Smile And Get A Dimple On UR Face.. Wish U Lots Of Dimples. Keep Smiling.. :-)
Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…Girl: kia..fir.. 😒Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..Girl: achha fir 😰😰Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!Girl: pankha
Maine ek chote bache se pocha Kon se school mein jaate ho? Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!
I’m not lazy… I’m just saving my energy…
HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Acha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
Mai Sabit Kr Sakta Hu Apko English Smjh Nhi Ati Up Up Bs Sabit Ho gaya ki Apko Up Ka Matlab Nhi Malum Vrna Ap Neeche Nhi Ate
Do chuhe Bike par ghoom rahe the. Sher ke bachche ne Lift maangi. Ek chuha bola – soch le ! phir teri maa kaheen ye na kahe ki gundon ke saath ghoomata hai
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?..Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab? Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..? boy-Long Drive Pr..!! girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..? boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..
Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.?? .. Me Bataun..?? . .. . Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat.. . . . . . . . Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D
How was the word WIFE invented?They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
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