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I Once Told My Parents I Wanted A Tattoo.

I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo.
.

Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

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Happu Singh: Can you define Mother-in-Law? Pappu: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind, happiness, liberty and good fortune by giving him a piece of hers! new funny sms on mother in law(*!*)
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