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Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!
girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

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Pathan: Yara Ye "Nothing" Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Hai.??Sardar: "Kuch Bhi Nahi" Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Tum Hum Ko Bewakoof Samajhta Hai? Jab Word Bana Hai To Uska Kuch Na Kuch Matlab To Hoga.. :-D
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
What's the difference between wife n neighbour's wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
dekha maynay, Nawazshareef nay Zardari ko galay lagay, fazalulrehman nay bhee mohabbat say sub leadran ko dekha, acchnak ek cheekh kee awaz aaa-eee or phir may khawab say jag para tha.
Oh what a fright you gave me Ehen I peered through the door Oh you were putting the makeup To make others fool It does not matter how hard you try You look all the same It’s just the cosmetic companies playing with you a game You can’t change your features You can’t alter your nose size That’s all manufacturing fault You can do nothing about it
TOP INSULT.Wife apni saas se:Aap k betey main hazaron khamiyaan hain..Saas:Haan betaisi wajah se to usay achi Larki nahi mili 🙂 😀
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies, you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun...;-p
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don’t know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “Please Recharge Your Card”
Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny Tamam Affairs K Baray Me Batana Chahta Hun....Fiancee: Magar Aap Mujhy Pehly Hi Sab Bata Chuky Ho AurMene Aapko Maaf Bhi Ker Diya Hai....Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Baat Hai" :-D
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above 😉
Pyar Mein Hisab Kitab Nahi Krte Ke Kya Khoya Kya Paya…GOL GAPPAY WALA AaYA GOL GAPPAY LAYA…Zaruri Nahi Her Shair Ka Koi Matlab Ho… :-)
student + dying = STUDYING
1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
he came 2 me 1 nite ........ explored my body........ licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill........ when satisfied he left.......... i was hurt.............................. damn mosquito!
Mother in Law After Marriage: Beta Kese Ho.??Damaad: Bas Aap K Ghar Ka Toofan Apny Ghar Le Aya Hun,Roz Nai Nai Tabahi Dekhny Ko Milti Hai.. :-D
GOLDEN RULE "Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro. . . LekiN . . . . . . . . . . . . GamlY k SaatH. . .*
Fathers, be good to your daughtersDaughters will love like you doGirls become lovers who turn into mothersSo mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !

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