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Thought For The Day................Don’t depend on my thoughts always,Try to think on your own sometimes..
Ek Aurat Apni Parosan ko bata rahi thi kDoctor ny Mujhy Khana Pakany se mana kiya hai..Parosan : Wo Q? Kiya Tum Beemar ho??Aurat : Me nahi, Mere Shoher Beemar hen..:-)
one Employee to Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. first: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya? first Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker second Se Pucha:Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. first: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D
Biggest Bezzati:.Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??.Boy: Ji EnGineering...Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Parhai-Warhai Karte Hoge.. ;-)
Some beautiful lines Just 4u - - - - - - - = = = = = = = _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . . . . . . ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ " " " " " " " Nice Na..?
Jo Tum Ko Ho PasandWohi Baat Karen Gy,Tum Din Ko Agar Raat KahoRaat Kahen Gy.Suraj ko Agar Chand KahoChand Kahen Gy...QK,.Ammi Kehti Hen,Paglon SeBehas Nahi Kerni Chahiye...;-p
Interviewer: Where were you born?Sardar: Punjab.Interviewer: Which part?Sardar: What which part?whole body was born in Punjab...;-p
Wo Jo Kehti Thi Me Mar Jaungi Tere Bina,,Aaj Is K Waleemy Ki Biryani Kha K Aaya Hun.. :-D
Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun... . . . . "Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!"
Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye, Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur Ziyada Baat Na Kery...Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi...;-p
Single raho to jal jal ke mar jana haiRelationship main raho to lar lar ke maar jana hai
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversaryand then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.Was the neclace fake?No. that was deal..!! :’D :D
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.
Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile
Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai, Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota h Aurat k Dil me Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti hai! But Aadmi ka Dil Itna Bada hota hai ki Usme Lover Dost ki Lover Biwi ki dost Saamne wali Bajuwali Uparwali Neechewali Sabjiwali Doodhwali Kapdewali Saali Kaamwali Bhai Ki Saali Aur Thodi bahut PATNI k liye bhi Jagah hoti hai.!
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