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God Made Man Woman And

God made man
and
then rested
God made woman
and
then no one rested in the world

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Ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se..mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha..Samajhte the jise hum apna yaar..Woh ek din pyaar ban jayega ye malum na tha..
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Sit 'n Cry for the whole day'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,ButSit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone'n the whole damn world wants to knowWhose on the other side.. !!
Boy: "ILY.." Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too FOREVER." Boy: Stupid !"I Said, 'I'm Leaving You".. ;-p ;-)
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Mom: I Love U.. Son: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. , But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
One day, I Kicked lion's face I puld tigers tail I broke cheetas leg I threw elphants then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
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Sardar's Son Was Filling a Form..!Son: Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhun..?Sardar: Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrolable?...;-)
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So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized your true importance in the Company?Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!
Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye..Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye..SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,,Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)
Teacher: "Mature" Ko Jumly Me Istemal Kero.??..Bacha: Kal Hamari Gali Me Logon Ny Ek Chor Ko Pakra To Us Ny Kaha: "Me Chor Nahi Hun.." :-D
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