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One Day,

One day,
I Kicked lion's face

I puld tigers tail

I broke cheetas leg

I threw elphants

then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!

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Give me some Sunshin;Give me some Rain.Give me another Girlfriend;I am single once again!
Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai? Sardar utha Teacher: shabash bete batao Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
4 boys on bike.. Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.....?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...??
Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha:"Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?"Pathan: O Nai Yara, Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D
Husband: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa ne Banaya hai kya ?Wife: Haan.....Lekin Tumhe Kese Pata chala ?Husband: Roz Khaane me Kaale Baal nikalte the.,,Aaj Sufaid Nikle Hen.. ;-p ;-)
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai? Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai.. Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen, Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !
Teri Dosti me Diwane ho gaye,Tujhe apna banate banate Begane ho gaye.Pukaar le ek baar Piyar se Mere DostBandar ki Aawaz sune Zamane ho gaye...;-)
Son: Mom, U said that we are created by Godand Dad said that we have evolved frommonkeys, Which is true?Mom: I told U about my side of the familyand he told about his side of the family.
Thought For The Day................Don’t depend on my thoughts always,Try to think on your own sometimes..
Do chuhe Bike par ghoom rahe the. Sher ke bachche ne Lift maangi. Ek chuha bola – soch le ! phir teri maa kaheen ye na kahe ki gundon ke saath ghoomata hai
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?.Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about others and Legends never talk, they send SMS
Wife husband say :aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi honHusband:tumhay kis nay kaha?wife:meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain...
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